A seasoned golfer reaches his least favoured hole on his local golf course, a par 3 over water, and as normal reaches into his bag for an old ball.
Suddenly a clash of thunder and a voice above says "NEW BALL."
At last thought the golfer, divine intervention to encourage me to play this hole well. He unwraps a brand new ball from his bag and tees it up. He confidently takes his address and has a practice swing.
At that moment another clash of thunder and the voice above says "OLD BALL !!!"
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