Two old golfers were griping one day about todays youth.
"You know, I was out golfing with a couple of young bucks the other day, and everytime they missed a shot they would throw their clubs in every direction, one time a club just missed me."
"Did you straighten them out?" asked his buddy.
"Sure did, I told em, if you're going to throw them clubs then throw them in the direction we're going, you're slowing us down."