At a local course near a major highway an old duffer drove a high flying erratic ball over the protective net into oncoming traffic. The ball struck a car cracking its windshield. The car subsequently careened into five other cars causing a major pileup. The clubhouse manager who observed the whole thing, ran up to the golfer saying "My God, you caused a major traffic accident! Could be many people were injured; and what do you plan to do about it?

"Well" said the duffer, "I plan to change my stance, loosen my grip, and open my clubface."