After a long day of drinking and golfing at the local golf course, Bubba got into his truck and proceeded to drive home. On a hair pin turn Bubba lost control of his truck and crashed. The truck burst into flames. Bubba died and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best golfing friends, Daryl and Gomer were sent for. Daryl went into the morgue first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad, roll him over."

So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, sure ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup he's burnt pretty bad, roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over again and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer relied, "Welll Bubba had two a**holes."

"What? He had two a**holes!" replied the mortician.

"Yup, everyone at the club house knew he had two a**holes. Everytime we went out to the course, folks would say 'There goes Bubba with them two a**holes.'"