A golf hustler was looking for someone to play. He sees a guy sitting at the bar and asks him if he would like to play a game of golf for a small wager.

The guy at the bar said, "I'm not very good but I have a gorilla that will beat you."

The hustler thought this was a good opportunity to make some fast money, so he said, "You're on. How much do you want to play for?"

"Whatever you want," says the guy at the bar.

"Ok $100 a hole," says the hustler.

"Ok, you're on," so he goes out to the car and brings back the gorilla. The first hole is 435 yards long. The hustler drills his tee shot 300 yards in the middle of the fairway. The other guy gives the gorilla a 3wood and he bangs it 1" from the hole.

The hustler looks in amazement and says, "Ok I concede that hole."

They walk up to the second, par 3 146 yards. The hustler takes a 6 iron and puts it on the green 30 yards from the hole. "Beat that," he says. The other guy gives the gorilla a wedge and he puts it 1" from the hole.

"Ok, I concede," says the hustler. This goes on for the 18 holes. The gorilla puts every tee shot 1" from the hole. After paying out the money he owes, the hustler says, "Tell me how is he with a putter?"

The other guy says, "I will show you." He gives the gorilla a putter with the ball only 1" from the hole, he walks up and belts it 200 yards.