Golfer: "Well Caddy, How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf." Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, Sir." Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch, Sir, its a compass!" Judge: "Do you understand the nature of an oath?" Boy: "Do I? I'm your caddie, remember!"
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